B-beer before liquor, never been sicker; liquor before beer, never you fear. Come on, Tatsuma, ahahahaha!

Did I just sleep through twenty-four hours of fitful yet strangely bittersweet nightmares?

I used to think people could change if you gave them enough encouragement, but now I realize people never change. They're always the same, inside. They just choose to make different decisions in different situations.

Sadly I seem to be making the same decisions. And now I'm all out of booze.

I hope Gintoki is alright.

I told you that I would be just fine, didn't I?

And thank you for the help. I'll return the favor to you some day, at a reasonable rate of interest.

WHO WANTS A DRINK TODAY, HUH? HAHAHA! WHO WANTS A HUG?!

[Voice, with very heavy breathing]

I could barely get a hit in edgewise, it's been way too long. Hahaha. Oh god. It hurts to laugh. But I told you it was coming. That silly curse was a dress rehearsal ( Read more... )

You can stop talking about me like I'm dead now you know, haha. Even though I kind of am ( Read more... )

Hahaha, an unexpected turn of events.

Oh god, can I cry now?

I used to believe that adults served two things to children; there were roots, to help them remember the importance of where they came from and what they meant. They were roots to make sure that when they gave the children wings, they would be there to catch them if they fell down again, without making them have to worry and stare over their ( Read more... )

Haha, that joke is getting stale, you know. Pretty soon I won't be laughing anymore, especially because you've stolen my drinking partner from me and it's been a cat's age since I've been as drunk as I'd like.

Is there anywhere in this city where I can get a pair of walkie talkies? They're for very legitimate use, I assure you!

Hahaha, why is my hair green?

And why is THAT man kissing Zura on the veranda, HAHAHA.

What's going on? Why is there sticky planty stuff growing everywhere?

You can't have your mother, Tatsuma, hahaha, she's pushing up daisies.

You were right when you said I left because I was a coward. I believed in what I'm doing, I believe in what I'm doing, but I also didn't want to die. Even more, I don't want to die that way. Swords terrify me, that's why I won't touch the things anymore. I was never too worried about all those times I was shot when I was in space, but I still wince ( Read more... )